tori mclean good

a sarcastic dog enthusiast who has a lot of feelings.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

@bearflags you’re welcome, world.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

the hilarity is not lost on me. i now lead workshops 😅

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

created a March Madness bracket. who am I??? my username is "GOOD at Sports" if that gives you any indication how this will go...

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

*woman panicking because she can’t find her unleashed dog*

if only—hear me out—there was a device to connect you directly to your dog…?

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

just took a full yeti to the top of the foot. sometimes the universe has a way of humbling you.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

i’m so tired of white ppl. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

@kai_not_kia i used to think the same thing about myself…and look at meow…!

but seriously, you’re here & that’s the biggest accomplishment of all. who cares about a peak when there’s always another peak up ahead. it’s all relative.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

@HOBbitDAY this is true. trust me, i’m a doctor.*

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

having the #SOTU23 address on so late isn’t good for the elderly.

it’s me, I’m the elderly.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

@kai_not_kia fake news

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goodbye, Fitzy. 💔

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after 8 years, I can finally say this without sarcasm. 😂

[Kat Lewis @katjolewis]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remember the company dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and asked, “Who are you?”

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@RobertJRalston Best investment in our house: buying one of those gopher things to pick up the toys without bending over. 👌

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@laxdaydreamer ICK.

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typing on a computer feels weird, so you could say that the first day back in the office for 2023 is going well.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

fighting the strong urge to send back Christmas cards addressed to “Mr. & Mrs. Michael Good.” it’s “Mr. & DR. Good.” as much as I hate being referred to as “Dr. Good,” I hate traditional patriarchy more!

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

epitome of parenthood: teaching your toddler to cheers with your Emergen-C cocktail.

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

@laxdaydreamer nope! CV = curriculum vitae. usually for academics (or Europeans).

[tori mclean good @torimcleangood]

I just learned that my husband thinks that "CV" was an abbreviation for COVER LETTER.