tori

some kind of guy u never seen B4 unless you have i'm sorry for assuming

[tori @torimusics]

how i'm posted up with my baby mama

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

killing yourself by jumping out of a plane thousands of feet in the air in front of your nervous student is so metal

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

why do all cops get mad as hell when you try to take their gun 😭😭😭😭😭

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[hamdi @xamdl4]

I can’t stop laughing wtf he’s so calm talking about you gotta kill me 😭😭😭

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[tori @torimusics]

@ruesdaythe13th tbh i would see this the other way 🤔 what's your reasoning?

[fenlon @1fenlon]

the devil disguises himself as comfort and convenience

[SuperMega @supermega]

Papaw is ending physical production of 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids, starting January 2028.

From that date, new burgers will be available in digital formats only.

[ceecee 💝 @clayberrii]

as a rapper denzel curry’s better, but as an overall artist denzel curry’s still better

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Fuck it bro it’s your life

[grace @gracefvls]

zowalker06 will return in avengers doomsday

[Ი⑅𐑼 @angelkissbunny]

yo stop calling my phone

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if you owe me money dont even worry bout payin me back twin 🤝u gettin shot this summer

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[tori @torimusics]

@Mythical_Momon implying that to be a regular ass woman you have to be cis

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people hitting 90% THC while waiting for the microwave.

[tori @torimusics]

@gracefvls