Ted Gershwin

Embodiment of a really long joke with no punchline.

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@tacobell gettin real tired of paying you for partial orders and nobody answering the phone. Wtf?

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@JimmyKimmelLive I’ll host the hoe for free on your vacation. Jelly Roll just came out as a fascist piece of shit.

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@elonmusk if you really about that shit, call him out. Tell us all the tea on Trump.

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@kanyewest is a shameful stain on black culture, masculinity, and Americanism. Seek help diddy biddy. Also happy Pride month y’all. Especially to @kanyewest .

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@kanyewest hey wannabe yt. How was your freak off? You walking good bitch?

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@EastKanyeYE hey wannabe yt. How were those freak offs? You good? Walking funny?

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@elonmusk I don’t think you realize that buddying up with a chomo briefly looks bad on you too.

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@theestallion I’d sell my soul to take you to Applebee’s. Or maybe A nice Arby’s.

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@Diddy @JDior_ @Kingcombs @diddymemes Lmfaoooo enjoy hell

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@tacobell someone tried the pay it forward trend with me and a kid at HAMILTON LOCATION SIOUX CITY tried to rip me off. Receipts or nah?

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@jk_rowling You should halt your life functions manually immediately.

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I’m learning Korean on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

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