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[tori putnam @toriputnam]

"Houston sucks"

First of all, you're from Dallas.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

In January, our administration inherited a $12 billion budget deficit — a fiscal crisis greater than the Great Recession. 

Today I am proud to announce that our balanced budget has cleared the final step and passed the New York City Council. 

We balanced the budget by taxing the rich and making government more efficient. We did not balance this budget on the backs of working people, and we never will. 

Every year that follows will build on these principles: Honest budgeting. Fiscal discipline. Transparent government. And an unwavering belief that working people deserve a government that delivers for them every day.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[barney @barneyxbt]

something i’ve realized watching all of this play out

a sandwich that jumps from $8 to $14 never goes back to $8. rent that climbs from $1,400 to $2,200 stays at $2,200 forever.

gas, groceries, insurance, all of it. prices only move in one direction

inflation becomes permanent the moment everyone accepts the new number.

and we always accept it because we have no other choice

then workers ask for raises just to survive the prices they had nothing to do with creating.

and suddenly they’re the problem. they’re “hurting the economy” by wanting to afford food

the economy for who exactly.

because whoever it’s working for it sure as hell isn’t us

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[Kyle @KyleMatovcik]

It's always funny how everyone tried so hard for years to say Trump wasn't a politician like the rest...
Only to prove that he's actually the best at it. Lying, breaking promises and enriching himself at the expense of honest working people while making everyone believe he's fighting for the working class.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Dallas Grindr servers rn

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Incrível como todo pai ausente culpa a mãe pela criação dos filhos, a mesma que ele não participa kkkkkkkkkkk

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Is this fucking guy for real? His boss is holding up a bipartisan housing bill right now!!

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

Somehow rich folks feel entitled to benefits that they believe struggling families are not. 🤬

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

I’m sorry did you say something, eh? 🇨🇦

[Covie @covie_93]

Can everyone just step back and realize how insane it is that the US Supreme Court had to rule on the constitutionality of the US CONSTITUTION and the vote to uphold the Constitution wasn't unanimous!!!

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

This is the man trying to force the Ten Commandments in school

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The President is an adjudicated rapist.

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Only 5-4 is really, really scary