Tori Miller-Housand

IUSB 22’ just waitin…

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

I’m one kick to the ribs away to giving my kid her eviction notice… I swear sometimes it feel like she’s about to break it in half karate style.

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

@kaitlinsager Sounds like we enjoy similar coping mechanisms😂 Love that ✨

[B @MamaOfSunshine]

Covid or not, you do NOT need to stand that close to me in the grocery store. Honestly.

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

@SirRexRob And I’d do it again

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

So everyone had a power nap this Christmas ???💀💀😭😭😭 we are old.

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

#NewProfilePic

[‘ Phíree🤍🧸 @queen_phire]

I used to tolerate a lot because I ain’t wanna lose people…but now idgaf…

[✰ Katie Buckley ✰ @Katiebuckley23]

Do I actually want to be in charge or am I just a control freak

[Katie Reynolds @kktreynolds]

It’s been 5 days. She could be across state lines at this point. Plz plz retweet and share with others. I truly hope no one else has to go through this experience.

[✰ Katie Buckley ✰ @Katiebuckley23]

i graduate in 365 days

[trish @ultragloss]

the real college experience is realizing like halfway through college that u do not want a career at all and would rather make a comfortable little living in the woods somewhere

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

Being a DD is the same thing as taking birth control... drunk friends really turn you off of having children lol

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it.

Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

My fiancé reading the current book I’m reading out loud before bed > me reading while he does whatever other fiancés do before bed

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[Tori Miller-Housand @ToriRaeMiller]

I went to go sign up to pay monthly for Disney+… And accidentally signed up for the annual one.

[Human Mel @melhuman]

So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?