Victoria Robert

Guernsey 🇬🇬

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Absolute legend who inspired me from a young age with his collage work.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: David Hockney, the English artist whose colorful paintings restored the human form to art, defying the abstract schools of the mid-20th century, died at 88. https://t.co/VhtDiEA61P

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@Valentina_jlv @Penelope_10x Genuinely thought this was what the post was about till I read comments 😂

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

This time last year the manifesto booklet landed on my door mat. I remember it well as was my birthday and fired up my new coffee, got the highlighters out and created myself a candidate rating system 🤣 I sure know how to celebrate 🤣 there’s only a few I regret voting for!

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Daughter celebrated her 6 week birthday by sleeping though 🫶🥲 what an absolute legend.*

*Past performance is not an indicator of future performance and all will likely go down hill in the next leap / teething starting etc.

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

First time asking the #chog …Looking for birthday lunch venue where it is nice eat inside, and then has outdoor space for a few post lunch drinks after? Nothing too fussy food wise! Any recommendations?

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Temp is just as high tomorrow! I will be hunting down places with air con as the bab will not bode well at home 😅😅😅

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Kitchen door is finally installed! Just need a bit of skirting, bit of coving and tiles then phase 2 of Reno complete! Though will probably have to wait till I’m back to work as phase 3 is about to pick up the pace 😅

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Work hard (in the garden), play hard (in the oaties). Not been here in ages but using them for their air con as the baby Pops is hot hot hot🥵 on up side we now have “rainbow” hanging baskets (lots of different colour flowers per Lils request) 🌈 🌺

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@GuyPlummer34449 @GarryCollinsGSY @richarddigard @Govgg @oldfarmhorace Don’t give people ideas Guy 😂😂😂 🧠 🫙

Well go from not having enough cash to not having enough jars!

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@DavidPiesing63 @fattyguern Holy moly 😅😅😅

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Absolutely delightful treat whilst feeding 👶🏻 in back of the car 🚙 bit too much ice cream for one but we know for next time to do sharesies as the boyfriend couldn’t get through his flake one. Amateur efforts from us!

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

Bought a charcoal barbecue and did some weeding yesterday. If that doesn’t make me an official adult I don’t know what does 💁🏻‍♀️

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@HaleyCamp @MaryLowe501 I should probably make clear that this is just an educated guess, got my Inder Crystal Ball out 😂

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

The rebranding exercise it always needed. Give it 2 weeks and we’ll be discussing the new Equality Tax Package which details GST, corporate proposals, a savings element and a slight shuffle of social security contributions and mitigations with some caveats to long term strategy.

[Guernsey Press @GuernseyPress]

Friday’s Press 🗞️

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@GuyPlummer34449 Maybe to give opportunity to release a written statement that could be stage managed through the relevant stakeholder groups without ease of reply. Answering questions on the end figure on the hoof for first time deputy in backdrop of other failed projects would be tough

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@jojomay1 @GuyPlummer34449 Was going to call for a point of order but realised we weren’t in the chamber 😂

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@jojomay1 @GuyPlummer34449 Me too! I think I may have been sharing funny glances with Guy wondering when the question was going to end! I was thinking he’d have been better of writing an OpEd for the GP then posing it as a question haha 😂😂

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@GuyPlummer34449 @RossLeBrun Totally agree! Turned to my other half and said I almost felt proud as you’d been waiting for the moment for quite some time! Naturally he grunted at me as doesn’t care about this stuff but all the same it was acknowledged 💪🏻

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

@Laura_radiogsy @Katieci 😂😂😂 me too

[Victoria Robert @torirobert]

What does #chog mean?