Tori Nygren

This is an actual photo of me taken before my first cup of coffee. Beware.

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

@tiesto it's national puppy day. What beat do dogs like to dance to? Share a track.

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

#IamAirbnb and I want @NYSenate @NYSA_Majority to oppose A8704C/S6340A! Support #HomeSharing in New York. via @airbnbaction

[Honey Maid @HoneyMaidSnacks]

Do you know Bob the Stormtrooper? #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

My phone keeps correcting food coma to good cona.#mylife #droga5

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

A good april fool's joke is to tell yourself that as you age you wont gradually become devalued as a member of society

[Honey Maid @HoneyMaidSnacks]

We believe love is always welcome. #Indiana #ThisIsWholesome

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

In breaking news, @KeshaRose (aka Ke$ha) now works for @HuffingtonPost #dollarsigns #headlines #warren

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

Gray daze #droga5 #advertising #SpringBreakUncensored

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

@azizansari i bet keith and erica would let you cut the cake, or arrive inside of it, if you go to their wedding #sorrynotansari

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

"He will come, he will see, he will conquer. He will vomit out the window of a taxi. He is the American Bro." http://t.co/8ZQP8oVGrP

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The wet wipes box says flush, but the New York City sewer system says don’t http://t.co/qatzOIiL1S

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

Groovy Mondays. ‘Saje - Take Care Of You’ by Saje. on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/9EZf30U6QV

[Clinton Foundation @ClintonFdn]

Retweet this and tell the world we're not there yet on gender equality. http://t.co/pGGGIbmygy #NotThereAction

[Clinton Foundation @ClintonFdn]

You'll think twice about gender equality when you see this. http://t.co/oFy370iuex #NotThere #NoCeilings

[PRI @PRI]

Bob Marley would have been 70 today. Here's a list of music he inspired http://t.co/EmZIU819C7 #Marley70 @afropopww

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

Where the magic happened. Where Sue & Doug first met. #thanks #mom #dad

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

We know... we just tweeted this forecast... but something interesting popped up in the NYC row: #thundersnow #Juno

[The Village Voice @villagevoice]

Photos! The 2015 @IdiotarodNYC http://t.co/IynlFX7Hh2

[Tori Nygren @toriseviltwin]

This dagger pierced through the sole of my shoe and was digging into my foot.. On the subway. #MTA #weapons #tetanus