lena waithe apologist

she/her

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

my wife and i will be the first lesbian couple in history to have a darkskin baby

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Current situation

#Texas

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

buying up the spiderman themed back to school supplies from the babies for my journaling journey

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

gotta respect an ethical hater

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

i love that everyone around me knows that i value being punctual and staying cold more than anything

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

u ever had a breakup so bad u considered Islam

[Lo ✨❤️‍🔥 @LoDxne]

@ghettobouji exactly why I can’t even be mad at shorty that shit weird!

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

@comradeflatbush never wild to go see something by yourself

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

yall have to learn the art of Hating Ethically

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨

FIGURE SKATER ALYSA LIU WON THE ESPY FOR BEST BREAKTHROUGH ATHLETE OVER DRAKE MAYE, MACKLIN CELEBRINI AND FERNANDO MENDOZA.

Celebrini: All-Rookie
Mendoza: Heisman & National Champ
Drake Maye: MVP runner-up & SB appearance
Liu:??????????????

WOW 😳😳😳

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

when the most handsome man i’ve ever met walked in to drain my pilonidal abscess

[george (#dapitt) @kingeorgey]

the type of doctors you get when you have explosive diarrhea

[Eye-Witness @oculatustestis]

Guy at my gym told me he hides a liter of vodka in his freezer everytime the girl he’s ‘seeing’ stays over for the weekend and secretly sneaks shots to stay tipsy for whole time. I don’t even think he drinks otherwise.

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

not being able to eat fruit in the dog days of summer is crazy

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

i guess not accidentally. i ate it with a lot of intention. but ate the arugula absent-mindedly.

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

just accidentally ate a burger w hella fresh arugula on it. after they just said not to eat greens.

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

look just like his damn daddy

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Hunter Biden drank a gallon of vodka a day and smoked crack every 15 minutes, he says it worked

“It worked really well. It solved the problem which was not being in myself”

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

In ways small and large every day, you realize what's happened to Texas is that there are no more Hanks. There's not really any Boomhauers anymore either. Just Bills and Dales. -OS

[lena waithe apologist @torisimone0]

absolutely not. what kinda question

[niya's burger @3iqqo]

are studs allowed to drink lemonade

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

And that weak chin slime ball is always close by to ruin the shot smh