tori sisson

listen closely to the songs I play because the lyrics speak the words I fail to say ✌

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

.@KamalaHarris, you made us all proud tonight.

[tori sisson @torisisson]

Answer the fucking question #Debates2020

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@kayboog920 I’ll make a man out of you is my favorite with Mulan 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@Defused_Bomb This tweet is so annoying 😂

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@WrathfulZach 😂😂😂

[tori sisson @torisisson]

Come at my kids, I fucking dare you. #MrPresident you are the new standard of low

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Beau Biden was not a loser.

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

Mr. President, this clip shows EXACTLY who you are. A soulless monster. There are no words to describe this behavior. It is appalling.
*warning, this clip is upsetting.

[tori sisson @torisisson]

This country is terrifying. What if the votes don’t go in Trump’s favor- what happens next? Let’s pray America #Debates2020

[tori sisson @torisisson]

When you wonder how you can make social distancing and PPE as fun as possible 😂 @WrathfulZach #CoronavirusUSA #Walmart #COVID19 #batman

[tori sisson @torisisson]

Fail motha fucker

[Wrathful Zach @WrathfulZach]

@torisisson I agree, but twitter won’t watch shit if the vid isn’t embedded, but I couldn’t scrape it from Reddit.

[tori sisson @torisisson]

This video though, if people would watch-they would understand. “You need my help, motha fucker!”

[Wrathful Zach @WrathfulZach]

Repent you Motherfuckers! https://t.co/gkygFK58Ze

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@PolarbearNL @WrathfulZach Best day of my life 💝

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@PolarbearNL @WrathfulZach I loved talking to you 😘🥰 @PolarbearNL

[tori sisson @torisisson]

I don’t hate cardi b’s music, but when I hear her speak, all I can think is “here goes cardi dumb bitch flapping those lips again”

[tori sisson @torisisson]

Why the do I pay for HBO when it never fucking works? Outrageous amount of money to hear your show play, but the picture stays frozen, or not even load at all. Thanks @HBO but not really #illpaymoney #fixyourshit

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[tori sisson @torisisson]

I seriously could never be with someone who doesn’t love The Office 😂 and if you don’t, you have no taste 😂

#TheOffice

[tori sisson @torisisson]

What the cock is this? 😂

[tori sisson @torisisson]

@NicoleLynnflem2 You did! Now get one with Charlie smiling and you’ll nail it 😂 little tude