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5 year old diva in sunglasses

[tspong @torispong]

So when a baby cries until they eat and fall asleep, it’s “normal,” but when I do it, I “need to grow tf up and get off the ground Tori it’s disgusting” what is this double standard

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

why am I hearing more complaints about Taylor’s wedding than our literal president stealing from national parks for fund his egotistical renovations?

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[tspong @torispong]

we saw hayley williams tonight. lives were changed

[tspong @torispong]

i’m going to start citizens arresting any civilians driving white ford cruisers casually bc what do you mean you saw a cop-adjacent car and said that’s the one for me

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?

[tspong @torispong]

cheering at the tv like all these oscar winners are my close personal friends

[tspong @torispong]

getting Oscar’s edits to Doses and Mimosas oh we are so back

[tspong @torispong]

ticketmaster count your days

[tspong @torispong]

cosplaying being a european by doing multiple little grocery trips in one week instead of one big one

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

[tspong @torispong]

for one of the first commercials after the halftime show to be an ICE ad is actually horrific

[tspong @torispong]

started my day by hearing a mashup of landslide and scott street. safe to say it can only go uphill from here emotionally

[tspong @torispong]

google where are the black eyed peas now

[barb @wilmontouch]

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :

[grace @gracesftdt]

if you come for my theater going experience i will make january 6th look like a kindergarten recess

[tspong @torispong]

personally i don’t think landslide hits the same when a man sings it

[tspong @torispong]

men need to put down the jorts

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

This is like maybe the only franchise where I completely agree make as many Knives Outs as physically possible