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@hollanovco NEVVVERRRR! I will always ask about it. I will always want to know. And one day, you’ll slip up. I will find it.

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@hollanovco That was a serious inquiry but whatever. I’ll get it out of you one day. I’ll make mom write it into a legal document.

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@hollanovco I SECOND THE MOTION! If mom says no….it’ll be our house’s Christmas pjs.

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I’m going to need a 10 minute TikTok on everything I need to know before seeing Avengers: Doomsday.

I don’t have the time to get caught up on all these movies and shows.

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And the fact I can’t escape his fucking face because he plays in my team’s league is just the final straw. Literally shut the tv off.

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I have never felt more patriotic for a country I’ve never been too than I have for Cape Verde this World Cup.

And I have never felt more hatred for a country than I have for fuck ass Argentina. Messi can get fucked.

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@lunnellycobalt ONCE AGAIN….YOU’RE WELCOME

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@lunnellycobalt I read the synopsis…..it didn’t sound like it was going to be good. 50 Shades but the Temu version.

Besides you have other books that need your attention, like the ones I recommend.

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YouTube needs to get these ads out of my face. They range from iPad kid - Boomer. I have never once seen an ad and gone “oH mAN i WAnt tO pLAY thAT gAmE”

They are insufferable. I don’t want a casino game. I don’t want a clash of what ever the fuck.

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@winmcnulty 

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@lunnellycobalt I get that all the time with drivers and I’m always like oh god no. And then I’m like I could’ve said that a little better.

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@winmcnulty FRESHLY 18. He was still 17 when he debuted at the Open Cup game two days earlier.

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@winmcnulty He made his first team debut on April 15th during the US Open cup game as a sub in the 81st minute. He has yet to play in regular season game.

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@winmcnulty Chase Adams. Former Crew 2 Capybara. Signed to the Crew on January 7, 2026. He has been signed through the 2029 season.

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Wednesday night soccer and shit always happens. Pouring rain. Kickoff delayed. I work tomorrow morning. I’m an hour from home. And my fucking feet are so soaked I’m having a massive tism crash out.

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Y’all I made a fairy garden tonight and I have never felt a joy like this.

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@lunnellycobalt This liquid glass shit can kiss my ass.

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Yall I had to update my phone.

This is the worst day of my life.

I was sitting comfortably at a version 17 something with no issues.

Now I have all this shit idk how to use.

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Finished The Calamity by Jennifer Millikin. What the fuck Jennifer. We were supposed to end on happy ha ha. Not sob my eyes out emotional mess. Girl wtf.