Tori Thomas

Audacy Wilkes-Barre Promo Whore Student of spirituality

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Stop asking me if I want a receipt after I buy something. Can I return what I bought without a receipt? No? Then give me the freakin’ receipt.

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If I’m in bed and a thunderstorm rolls in, I pull the covers all the way up to my neck. Because…. Monsters!

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Of course @WillTrentABC is boxing in a suit.

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Oh how we missed you @WillTrentABC #WillTrent

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Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in this sentence: I come from a place of love and service - always. Spite, anger, revenge and not a part of my spirit.

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. @LumeDeodorant has convinced women that we have odor in every crack & crevice. The rest of the industry is ripping them off. How about everyone find a way to lower the price, please? Thank you

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I work in the media. I’m literally surrounded by non-stop news, weather, & information. So why is my butt wet? Because I don’t pay attention & left my car window down

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@VinnieGRadio @jackybambam933 @SladeBand @933WMMR Criminally under-rated band!

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Such a fun segment on @GMA with @Wolfiesmom I laughed so much I didn't keep track of your cooking instructions. You were beaming talking about @WolfVanHalen - and you should

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Hold my calls, lock the door, and everyone be quiet. It's time for @WillTrentABC #Willtrent

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I somehow miss the season premiere of @WillTrentABC this week. Thankfully it’s on again tonight. Yay me! #WillTrent

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How old am I? I'm "I just sneezed and knocked my back out" years old.

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If sleeping ever becomes an Olympic sport, you can count on me to bring home the gold!

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There's so much static electricity in my apartment, I fear a small animal could be electrocuted. Where's the cat? #GriffinIsOk

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Found #Red on TV tonight. #brucewillis is one of the best action heroes of our time.

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@VinnieGRadio @TriumphTheBand @jackybambam933 @933WMMR Love @TriumphTheBand they're the best! Hold On is my fav from the album! Thank you @jackybambam933

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A guy just walked out of my apartment building dressed in full camo carrying a crossbow. #AnotherDayInParadise

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Flock of geese flying over Wilkes-barre - in December - not weird at all

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@PSPTroopNPIO Same to you!!

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@trans_siberian @GMA @ABCNetwork I saw it when it aired and I couldn't believe how awesome you were! Especially when you consider that your normal stage is WAY bigger!