Audrey

nothing can’t be solved with a little longbottom leaf 👍🏻

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

@GovAndyBeshear @djaycameron @DanielCameronAG @RepJohnYarmuth @RandPaul @senatemajldr I demand justice for Breonna Taylor! It is a HUGE miscarriage of justice that not one officer has yet to be charged with her absolutely senseless murder.

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

@KarenKilgariff Quarantine Woman seeking binge worthy British Crime Dramas on any and all steaming outlets! #ssdgm (but seriously you know it all)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Unbelievable. Why would someone send us a photo without a dog in it? We work way too hard to be this disrespected. Please send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Georgia NAACP @Georgia_NAACP]

BREAKING: The murderers of Ahmaud Arbery have been arrested.

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

@coatwearer

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

To Apoligize for Closing Stores. Get a $100 Starbucks Card On Us. https://t.co/wQafREYv2g

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

Coming from someone who has gastrointestinal issues, I just have to say PLEASE STOP BUYING ALL THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER!!!

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

Today is a “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” kinda day #thepostalservice

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

can’t stop listening to @joehertler cover of John Wayne Gacy Jr. #youtube #throwback

[The Hostile Handmaid 🧡 @HostileHandmaid]

This #InternationalMigrantsDay please remember the migrant survivors of #DomesticAbuse who are unable to access refuge & vital support due to the #HostileEnvironment & #NRPF rule & are forced to stay w/abusive partners for fear of detention/deportation.
https://t.co/LzkXeADwuQ

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Can this be right ?

If a Democrat is President, lying about a blow-job is grounds for impeachment

If a Republican is President, betraying his country's defence policy again Russia...isn't

What am I missing here ?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i know you’ve got a lot going on right now. so i wanted to mention. i think you’re doing great

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

In 2019 we spent 40,213 minutes listening to people pronounce it Chi-pol-tay #spotifywrapped2019

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

It’s so depressing listening to Do You Need A Ride? in 2016 before the election…@KarenKilgariff was so hopeful, and all of our dreams, as women, were crushed #DarkTimes

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

my heart soars whenever @chrisfairbanks ‘mispronounces’ a word on #DYNAR 😂😂😍😍 #CHaracter #alBLum #voCHal

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

My dog just threw me shade for farting

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

brussel sprout burps are

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

@AverageFather

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

Took a shower, then decided to go through the apartment and vacuum while still in my towel, pretty sure my boob was out half the time. Oh and did I mention I forgot close the blinds 😏

[Audrey @TORMA_nator]

At least once a week I remember that my mom is still residing under our bed and I think to myself “what the hell is wrong with you Audrey?!” Yet she’s still there 🤦‍♀️