Alan

Better than some, worse than others. Father-Of-The-Year would be an over-promise and under-deliver scenario. Mildly Hebraic. Cold hands, warm heart, can't lose.

[Alan @AverageFather]

Exactly. #OurHouse

[Alan @AverageFather]

6'3" and 238. If you honestly believe that, let's talk about some land I would like to offer you.

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

White House Physician releases letter on President Trump's health following recent visit to Walter Reed Hospital.

[Alan @AverageFather]

If I had a nickel every time this happened at DTW, I'd have 2 nickels, which admittedly isn't a lot, but it's weird that it has happened twice in the last 4 months.

[Metro Detroit News @metrodetroitn]

#Breaking 🚨: A car has crashed into the Detroit Metro Airport Terminal on Friday morning.

The incident happened at the Warren Evans terminal. A person was detained. No serious injuries reported. Details are limited right now, and we are working to gather more information.

This is the second time a car has crashed into a terminal at DTW in recent months.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

From Trump’s campaign stop in Michigan: Someone needs to buy TV ad spots and run this clip on loop until November. Non-stop.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Over and over.

[Alan @AverageFather]

@coachjl17 I too have never seen him drink.

[Alan @AverageFather]

Getting back into exercising over 40.

[Alan @AverageFather]

@tyhildenbrandt If it's with a hotel chain you've got status with you might be better served calling the member line for them to call the hotel on your behalf. I've done this before, including the day of check-in, but never on a non-refundable room. It might be non-refundable because of the date

[Alan @AverageFather]

@tyhildenbrandt oftentimes you can move your reservation date further out and cancel. Try moving outside of the world cup window and then cancel.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING: Hungarian leader Viktor Orbán concedes defeat in parliamentary elections after 16 years in power despite public backing from the Trump administration. https://t.co/iR9KX0Ll9K

[Alan @AverageFather]

@krisdjor I don't really see an off ramp, man. We're not "winning" so far.

[Alan @AverageFather]

The strait was open, without issue, before the US intervened. Just sayin.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

President Trump says US Navy will blockade ships in the Strait of Hormuz after the collapse of peace talks with Iran. Follow live updates. https://t.co/ZB4dsmtK5U

[Alan @AverageFather]

@KJCcustoms I'd be interested in a replica trophy. Message me?

[Alan @AverageFather]

@KairosMetaX @BluePrintJay So what's up? Feel like sharing?

[Alan @AverageFather]

@TomVH @krisdjor @TheMasters Did you bring your handy guidebook?

[Alan @AverageFather]

@TomVH You do kinda have a schtick.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this

KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons!

BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them

KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way?

BUTTIGIEG: That worked

KERNEN: That did not work!

BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

[Alan @AverageFather]

Hockey, you're next. Let's do this. #GoBlue

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️