— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 . . .

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

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⠀ 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴, 𝙼.𝙳.

Department of Diagnostic Medicine

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

If sunny Saturdays had a sound? This would be it.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

What is it they’re saying?

𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺?

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

@haunthuntress Wait till you hear more from my mouth.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Can’t just be me. Summer is actually here.

Not having lower than 20° for a week feels like a lie…

Maybe I like being lied to.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Somebody needs a new glasses prescription.

I’m already toasted.

[⊰Kαthєrιηє.⊱ @SombreHysteria]

Cover up before you burn.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

@haunthuntress Cat got your tongue?

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

She’s naked!

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Vroom vroom.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

@flyfishin81 There’s ‘Home’ in Homer, and I’m House. It would make sense.

We’re practically real estate cousins.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

New tyre day.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

If you’re gonna be high on something, might as well be me.

[Rebel Marshall @RedFlagInHeels]

I must’ve been stealing your pills because I don’t usually snicker at such ridiculous word play, but you got me.

Stay glazed.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Technically, I’m undercover. Very deep cover. Frosted.

…’Donut’ judge.

[Rebel Marshall @RedFlagInHeels]

@TormentedMenace Didn’t know you became a cop, House.

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Funky ass looking bathroom. 🚽

[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

[ House observes in piqued amusement, toying with a pen pressing against his lips, gaze following the sandwich as it moved from Wilson’s grip to his desk.

Jaw dropping almost dramatically, theatrically, before he spoke; ]

Dessert!

[‍‍❛ �� ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @PAEONCOLOGY]

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⠀⠀ Agitated, tight-lipped glower in response. Terse steps approaching House's desk. Dumping a Reuben sandwich in a plastic container upon the surface.
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⠀⠀ Equally as terse steps carrying him away. Refusing to elaborate.
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[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

You 𝙙𝙤 realise that it can constitute whatever the fuck I want it to constitute.

[‍‍❛ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @PAEONCOLOGY]

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⠀⠀ You 𝘥𝘰 realise that doesn't constitute a meal.
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[— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 @TormentedMenace]

Don’t even think about it.

Get your own. There’s plenty at paediatrics’.

[‍‍❛ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. @PAEONCOLOGY]

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⠀⠀ ( Long-suffering sigh. )
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