𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣

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[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

Modern!AU of @xqueenofbugs

𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴.

Daughter of Viserys Targaryen & Alicent Hightower.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@miseryendures || aldbwodbwisbs JUST OFFERING, JUST TRYING TO BE OF SERVICE. TSK.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@miseryendures || LWBDISD JOKING

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@miseryendures || s i g h s

fine, I'll be her daddy.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

📱 / favourite almond <3

💬 : . . . aemond. how is she supposed to breathe this way ??

💬: please, I already ordered your favorite and got you a bagel as well.

💬: I'll be home in 10!

[ᅟ𝘼𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃. @SHARPMlND]

📱 / 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗲𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘆𝗲𝗻.

💬 : i left it in a closed glass on my dresser.
💬 : and since you're at the coffee shop, bring me coffee too!

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

. . . that was sarcasm, was it not ?

! on my way, on my way !

[𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐑𝐀 @CRIMS0NCROWN]

Oh yes. Poor him.

Anywhore, hurry! The tea is HOT unlike my last date..

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

. . . don't sound too joyous about it.

Jaehaera said she wants to get ice cream after as well. Jaehaerys very much approved of that idea.

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

Fine. Fine..

No bakey..

I'll just wakey and take them out.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@StoningNBoning

could be us but. .

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

. . .

oh you got it , sister.
ALL his snacks are going. good luck to him when he gets high the next time. (😒)

[𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐑𝐀 @CRIMS0NCROWN]

Wipe his stash clean for no other reason than he called me a bastard once.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

( deep sigh. )

can you at least wait until tonight ?? the twins were really looking forward to going to the park with you today. 😐

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

Helaena. 😌

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

📱 / favourite almond <3

💬 : mine ?

💬 : I'll be there shortly to pick her up ! currently on a coffee run !

💬 : you're still in your room, no?

💬 : please capture her and keep her safe until I get there!

[ᅟ𝘼𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃. @SHARPMlND]

📱 / 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗲𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘆𝗲𝗻.

💬 : i think the insect in question is yours

💬 : it must have come from your room

💬 : a ladybug

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

Whiskey. Got it.

anything else ? aegon has a GREAT stash of candy and snacks.

[𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐑𝐀 @CRIMS0NCROWN]

Bring wine.

It's going to be..

Actually bring whiskey. I will need it.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

aegon. . .

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

It's time for a lil wake n bake 🍃

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

📱 / favourite almond <3

💬 : !!!

💬 : what kind of bug ??

💬 : is it still there ?

💬 : can i have it??ᅟᅟ

[ᅟ𝘼𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃. @SHARPMlND]

@tormentedstar
ᅟᅟ
📱 / 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗲𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘆𝗲𝗻.

💬 : i woke up with a bug on my face.
ᅟᅟ

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

!!! Mae

girl, I am coming over and you are telling me EVERYTHING !

[𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐑𝐀 @CRIMS0NCROWN]

OH MY GODS, AUNTIE.

I don't even know where to begin...

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

📱- Egg-on toast 🍞🥰

-- is this a serious question ?

-- you are sooo dramatic.

-- let's get those sticks.

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

📱- Lady Bug 🐞

-- what do you TAKE me for? I'm wasting away...

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

I bought two new bottles just yesterday !

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

We were out of dish soap...

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

. . . you have literally done this before, aegon.

[Aegon II @StoningNBoning]

That's more Aemond, and you know it.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@StoningNBoning

why are you like this. . ?

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

that's not the only thing you have to keep him away from.
he's like a cat. if you have food out, it's 'everything goes' in his mind. . .

of course, of course. let me know when it changes. 🥰🩷

wait ! what happened ??

[𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐑𝐀 @CRIMS0NCROWN]

And one inebriated uncle to keep away from an uncut wedding cake... 🥹🥹🥹

Hypothetically, of course. I'm a single Pringle, and okay with that.

My last date was horrible!!

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙚𝙣 @tormentedstar]

@StoningNBoning

. . . is this you ?

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win