Tor Morten Jensen

Developer. Always learning.

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

@BoringO11y Btw, Skyline looks awesome. Seems to be born out of the same frustration 😅

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

shipped something. Deck — open source Laravel package that gives your queues a memory.
Horizon shows you what's happening now. Deck remembers what happened.
been running it in prod for 2 weeks, 50k+ jobs, nothing broke
composer require deck/deck

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

@BoringO11y The DB write is off the critical path - jobs keep running if it lags. Persisting before execution is what catches silent failures - stuck jobs, dead queues, and stale alerts all come from that record.

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

package is MIT, free forever
also building Deck Cloud — one dashboard for all your apps. waitlist at https://t.co/263UV8zPi2
built it to fix my own pain, maybe it fixes yours
https://t.co/YS2pCON1d7

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

also has the stuff I always wanted during incidents:

cancel a runaway job cleanly, no SIGTERM
block a job class without redeploying
alerts when a job that should run hourly just... doesn't

[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

@marcelpociot Of course. Tinkerwell has become such an integral part of my debugging process, so having it in Laravel Cloud would be amazing. Tinkerwell-Driven Development is a thing!

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@marcelpociot Any chance Tinkerwell and Laravel Cloud will become friends? :)

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[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

@mortenbergset Vært for dumt med sol og plussgrader og da. 🥶

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[Tor Morten Jensen @tormorten]

@aarondfrancis Does this boil down to a SQL query or can you bring your own? Like ElasticSearch?

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@myhrstei Vart itj nå juleøl

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