tornado

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where i wanted to live as a child

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my boyfriend is so loyal he doesn’t watch porn with other girls in it 🥰

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how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don’t like you?

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i’d take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks inside

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how’s y’all summer bodies lookin

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don’t play the victim when you created the problem

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do men still open car doors??

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this trucker is living in 3019

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i wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just “ado”

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@BowD79 bark

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the most ideal living situation

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i wonder if jellyfish are sad that there’s no peanut butter fish

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follow me for more funny tweets

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i wonder if jellyfish are sad that there’s no peanut butter fish

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the level

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What style are you?

1. Modern
2. Mediterranean
3. Traditional
4. High Rise

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wtf is going on here

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handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda

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follow me damnit

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where i wanted to live as a child