Alli Says

Small town girl. Big @** boobs. Even bigger dreams.

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So based solely on Twitter updates... I may seriously be #bipolar or just flat out #Crazy . Eh at least I'm not in #denile.

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Things are going well, I hope they stay that way.

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I'm so sad now I'm going to cry.

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@BeSTGrEYDiCk :(

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The most #hardcore #Batman Villan ever!!! Bet Your Life On It #SuckIt #Awesome #Amazing #Turnt

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@DaveNavarro mind blown

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"@keightleyy: If I don't get Dave Navarro for Christmas I will riot" @DaveNavarro the verdict is in. I'm absolutely on board with this :D!

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So just rejoined #kik and they took contacts from my phone... why don't I know any of the people it found 0.o????

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Do your homework before you judge, humans are 3D not a story on a page. #truth

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@DaveNavarro That is sooo fucking cool!!!

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I just saw the date, my gosh how time starts to fly 3 months away shouldn't be such a big deal but it's my only connection with the truth.

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"@JeffreeStar: "normal people always let me down… sickos never scare me, at least they're committed." - Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer)" #true

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Honey Chamomile...good stuff

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@Weeklyadam #StayPositive

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On behalf of everyone that didn’t get invited to a holiday party.
To whoever hosts it - YOU SUCK - we hope someone steals an heirloom.

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Listening to @train Bruises, 50 Ways, Drive by

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Happy Friday the 13th ladies and gents; Let's rip this world a new one!!!

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I was wondering why things were going so well, Friday the 13th my love you've returned, and God bless the one day everything goes right 4 me

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@BeSTGrEYDiCk Awesome :D anyways just wanted to say hi. I'll try to come see you guys if you're ever close and I'm not at work.

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What terrible picture you have dear phone. Work can't start fast enough.