Toronto Dad ⚽ 🇨🇦

I will fear no evil, for You are with me.

[Toronto Dad ⚽ 🇨🇦 @TorontoDad5]

@sinstockpapi Is it with your own money or other people's money?

[Toronto Dad ⚽ 🇨🇦 @TorontoDad5]

Can't wait for Twitter to block Canadian "news" sites. It will be a nice cleanse from the propaganda.

[Toronto Dad ⚽ 🇨🇦 @TorontoDad5]

@bronzeageshawty Give it a few years she'll be desperately seeking male attention.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

This girl bought an iPhone. When her father saw it, he asked her,

"What was the first thing you did after buying the phone?"

She replied "I put an anti-scratch sticker & bought a cover for the phone".

"Did someone force you to do so?",the father said, to which she replied "No".

The father asked another question "Did you think it was an insult to the manufacturer?" She said "No, it was actually recommended that a cover be used on the phone".

"Why cover it, is it that it's ugly or cheap?" asked the father. "No daddy, actually I covered it because I did not want any damage to it or what would devalue the phone", she replied

"I see, so when you put the cover on, did it reduce the iPhone’s beauty?", he asked again. "Daddy I think it looks better & worth it for the protection it gives to my new iPhone", she replied

The father looked lovingly at his daughter & said, “if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than your iPhone would you have readily agreed?".

She was mute . . . .

Lesson: Indecent dressing & exposure of your body reduces your value. Learn OR perish!!!

[NevilleTheCat @FearTheFloof]

T2 but all the guns are dildos & flesh lights.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

Men being pregnant, equality yet homosexuals are more equal than others and pronouns - all are seemingly more important to the Americans than a functioning country and economy.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

This is their freedom of opinion.
The Chargé d'Affaires of the US Embassy cannot digest a response from an Afghan.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

We wish a Merry Christmas to our Christian brothers, especially those who are suffering persecution at the hands of the godless and imperialist Canadian government. https://t.co/26KSspyQmj

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

@RickDu30836607 Men who want to be female have severe emotional and mental health issues and will be subject to nine minutes light stoning and sent to rehabilitation for a minimum of 8 weeks.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

Look at the haram Americans, poor people are forced to eat grilled rat cooked at the roadside because their government wasted hundreds of billions of US dollars on imperialist adventures in Afghanistan and beyond. Maybe America should finally get its priorities right.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

A homosexual marriage was stopped in #Herat today. We do not recognise homosexual marriages, this is a western ideal which is causing their downfall. These two homosexuals have been arrested and will be tried on Friday morning.

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

A homosexual was discovered working in the ministry of water. We can confirm there is no risk to the public and our water remains safe to drink. He has been placed on restricted duties whilst he is removed from his frontline role.