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[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 @ngocho_ke]

Kenyan men are very funny creatures, One minute he can't afford Chapo dondo at a local kibandaski. The next minute anapiga deal moja unamwona na Mercedes. Never outwrite a Kenyan man.

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

No luck so far. Been at kasarani police station since 8am. The police won’t launch any investigation without a bribe of 15k+. @PoliceKE mko very sick people

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

A place that should be on every mans bucket list

[Don't Overlap in Kenya @overlapKE]

On Langata Road there are no road signs, lanes or working street lights.

There's a speed sign of 30 km/h at Ulinzi stadium then one for the "end of a 50km/h zone" after KWS gate.

@ntsa_kenya & @TransportKE DO NOT CARE ABOUT SAFETY.

[Totty @joellytottila]

Mzae ako unmoved, bado hajashikanisha uzito jamaa amepiga. Hawa ni wale wa "I just know he plays football & sends something small, but I wish he'd listen my advice to become a teacher at Nyakach primary"

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

The same government that wants you to pay your house manager atleast ksh 18000 pm, is the same same government that pays a professional JSS teacher KSh 17,000.
Drain the swamp!

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

HR: "We regret to inform you.."

You will regret informing me😭😂

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

Former CJ David Maraga arrested while protesting the construction of a parking lot inside the Nairobi National Park.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[Dr David Vernon @DrDavidVernon]

Still can’t believe that my job is to sit here and write about the things I love most.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Hivyo ndio vijana wakufunga chuma walienda jobless.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Realest shit I've seen this year

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

KWS has confiscated a drone from BBC journalist Ian Wafula and his crew after the journalist reportedly found someone carrying out construction inside Nairobi National Park.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

You who is doing 53 km/h on Waiyaki Way outside Safaricom is the biggest problem on our roads.

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

This is going to be an interesting day for Corporate Kenya.

[I @W_Asherah]

Is everyone using Claude? 😂