Torppasaurus 🦖

Irrelevant, but Inspired. IG & Snapchat: @torppasaurus

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

@thenoelmiller Toilet paper. Duh.

[Christina, vaXXXXed+N95 @christinalearns]

@WDWNT From now on people who wish to attend large events should get their hand stamped as they enter. Stamp needs to say, “I give up my right to a hospital bed, nurse, doctor, ventilator, etc if I contract COVID19.”

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

@AU_Warden @WDWNT You dont know how to look at a big picture huh bud?

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

This.

Your community should be more important to you than your "fun".

Stay the fuck home.

#stayhomechallenge #FlattenTheCurve

[David Futrelle @DavidFutrelle]

Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could sicken and kill vulnerable others. Going out to bars and restaurants isn't "brave," it's selfish, the moral equivalent of deliberately coughing in someone's face

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

@LoboExplosivo WA, by mail the same day I got it.

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

Sounds about right. @jennajulien @juliensolomita @Jenna_Marbles

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

My little milk monster ❤🤱 This picture means more to me than twitter gives space to explain, yet its the only place I can share it without being scared of judgement. #breastfeeding #EBF #boymom #FTM

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

Hey Twitter world, long time no talk. In my absence I created this perfect human. Meet Roman Michael. He was born Friday September 13th, 2019. #Newborn #Babyboy #SpookySzn

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

@MorriWrites Thanks girl! Its pretty amazing what our bodies can do! Still blows my mind that theres a little human growing in there 🤯😍

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

Pregnancy has been wild, man. No need for me to storm Area 51, I got a alien already. #30weeks #pregnancy #aliens #Area51

[aurablaze @mskenziespears]

He didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame Jon,he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the throne killed his mother. That scene was heartbreaking and perfect. He finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel. #GameOfThrones
https://t.co/N84awCX3fS

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

other names better than “bran the broken”

• bran the bird boy
• bran the book brain
• bran the not bastard
• bran the baby stark boy
• bran the brave-ish
• bran flakes

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

You cant spell "messed up delivery and order" without @AshleyHomeStore

Never again. You've screwed up every last order. I give you thousands of dollars and you give me half of what I ordered. Every. Damn. Time.

[ArZootopia @nagraik_arzoo]

Women are doing everything they can to get away from this planet.

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

Fun fact: I once said this in front of my mom because I was blowing a lot of money on shit I shouldn't. She somehow was able to hide over 10k of my money from me over the course of a year.

I hit rock bottom & was lucky enough to have that to help me out.

Bless her.

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

Someone please take my debit card away from me.

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

I turned 30 today... I'm more like "Napster before legal actions" years old.

[lyndz🖤 @hazlmews]

Who else is “Limewire” years old?

[Torppasaurus 🦖 @torppasaurus]

Someone finally giving @Jenna_Marbles a break

[molly mol @mollyexcelsior]

Oh you mean like they do at Planned Parenthood? The organization y’all are trying to shut down??

[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children