Torrence

poltergeist stuck in a meatsuit

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

for the first time ever when i told someone “i don’t plan on marrying” instead of “ohhh u never know!” i finally got a “what in the FUCK happened to u” and honestly?? great feeling. like lemme tell u my tragic origin story!!! u earned it!!!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

His email did not find me well, for his email did not find me at all

[𝑨 𝑹 𝑰 🖤✨ @ryhiarstevenson]

@HCSOSheriff @luckyasslibra Learning lesson for men: don’t assault people.

Everytime a situation like this happens, the discourse is ALWAYS towards what the woman should’ve/shouldn’t have done. I understand the sentiment is to help but at some point we have to start aiming all the blame on the perpetrator

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

@MWhitney71 this is the absolute perfect example thank you lololol

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

what is an MLM for men. why are there not men posting asking cool dudes to join their cool dude totally chill team all the time

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

@musically_vicki proud member of the last 30%

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but someone has been mad at you for YEARS about something you don’t even remember and they talk about it to other people A LOT. Hope this helps!

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

does my cat know when i’m patting her booty to the beat of songs that are playing?? does she make that correlation?? i need to know

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

this is the original knives out

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

@Ben_3420 no!!!!

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

personally i don’t have any problem being 1 on 1 with a person i barely know and that’s bc of a secret weapon called over sharing and trauma dumping!!!!!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

We are all stuck in the suez canal today

[だてこ @da0316teko]

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[Lumiai @yes_wecan_cer]

You don't have to be that gung-ho on trans rights to realize that a world where girls' genitals need to be inspected before they can play any sport is worse for girls than a world where once in a while there's a trans girl on a girls' team.

[Celebrity Behavior Expert @necrobranson]

the dumbest thing i do is get annoyed by one specific thing a guy does and then i pretend it is a universal feeling. an old guy held the door for me when i was an absurd length away (30 feet) and i thought "old people use politeness as a weapon." what the fuck am i talking about

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Happy birthday gay people

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

A reminder that in close to six months it will be the 10-year anniversary of the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting and since that day Congress has not passed a single piece of gun control legislation.

[Torrence @torrencestuff]

@jonathanyoung97 fully backing this idea