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decent human

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

Today my ancient coworker mentioned being “shocked” that Disco and Rap became popular at the same time and disco died and rap didn’t.

My response was, “because disco is trash”

He wasn’t pleased.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

If you enjoy your job, please tell me what you do. Thanks

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

Me, while finally putting all my summer clothes away

*but what if I need this flowy, white, bathing suit cover in the winter??? Better keep it out just in case*

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

So you’re telling me that people who don’t have astigmatism don’t see the streaks??

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Imagine dating someone and then you find out that they are one of the guys on TikTok who lick their lips and look at themselves…..

[trash jones @jzux]

chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

@FridayNit3_Fluf 😅 thought you looked familiar

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Lifting at a bodybuilder gym is real fun and shit until I’m bicep curling 10s and the dude next to me is dumbbell benching with 140s. It’s fine.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

Upon leaving work today, I stepped outside and it was SUNNY and 73 degrees. A moment later the soccer team started blasting Dreams and Nightmares for their game warm up. Perfect way to leave work.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

My school district went mask optional this week. There is something so beautiful about seeing my students faces and full expressions after teaching masked students for two years.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

For anyone who ever doubted the superiority of women to men, I just witnessed a man in Azar’s FaceTime his wife to ask if what he was holding was kale, he didn’t know if it was kale, and his daughter asked for kale. The man was holding bok choy. Happy women’s history month!

[Marty Teller @mwteller]

62 degrees in December, everyone’s got COVID, and Ben Simmons is still a Sixer. Things are going GREAT

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

This morning I got passed on a non-passing road as I was going 8 mph over the limit. The truck that passed me had window stickers; 1 was a shocker symbol, 1 was a “don’t tread on me” snake, and 1 was a Chevy sign w/ the phrase “suckin’ gas, haulin’ ass.” I know all I need to know

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

Being a teacher can be so fun sometimes.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

@MornyVorny The Four Winds by Kristin Hannah

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

It’s not even 7 am and my father is already posting far right propaganda on Facebook.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

As I was leaving the school today, (a voting location) a random man outside said to me, “You have a blessed day, darling!”

The take-down-the-patriarchy part of me was like *darling, ugh* but I did feel undeniably blessed leaving a tough day of work with that warm farewell.

[tdp ૐ @torrr_nado]

Dansby Swanson.

That’s the tweet.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

when he invites you down into the catacombs to sample from a rare vintage of amontillado 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩