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[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character

[Conor Kelley @byconorkelley]

@TODAYshow “Please stop talking about how much easier my life has been than all of yours”

[T @torrrence]

@ArloSmartHome your customer service and your products suck

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

🚨🚨Results from biggest study on 4 day workweek:

— 73% of workers report being happier w/ their lives
— 40% reported fewer sleep problems
— 64% drop in quitting, 71%
drop in reported burnout
— 92% of firms say they’ll continue 4 day week after trial
— No drop in wages in trial

[T @torrrence]

@cheezit - how close are we to being able to customize our own snack mixes? I’d pay good money

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

turns out kanye is not gonna be president

[James from Tinder @Itsjamesdeane]

@torrrence You’re a jealous sewer rat

[T @torrrence]

He’s so boring

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

elon gotta charge swifties $800/a month to tweet. i’ve heard enough out of them

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

“Then the storm broke, and the dragons danced.” #HOTDFinale

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

Netflix 10 years from now: Escaping Donda Academy

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: The House passes the bill to codify same-sex marriage by a vote of 267-157.

All 157 NO votes were Republicans.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[vibe @wowthatsavibe]

yt people acting like they witnessed 9/11 again is killing me

[T @torrrence]

I swear half of Euphoria viewers don’t even enjoy the show

[big ceo @korysverse]

cassie and nate arc having no point… all the cal focus having no point… elliot only being here to split up rules… kat’s storyline non existent… jules a side character…. what were we doing this season fr