Torry Martin

Actor, screenwriter, comedian and full time eccentric.

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Ginja Ninja’s on break between training sessions. We’re doing combat swords next. https://t.co/AkR0ul5moX

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I wanted to name them Yahtzee and Yert. A less fun mind ( meaning Rob) has prevailed in the naming of the pups after winning 6 rounds in a rock, paper, scissors battle to determine the… https://t.co/1mJxL8rPj5

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Look what I found today. Someone dropped them off by an old graveyard on one of the backroads I was taking. They were both in the middle of the road and I almost hit them. The little red… https://t.co/k4zwGcoyqA

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By the way- Rob has hated this shirt for over a year. Ive decided it’ll be going in the bonfire on Friday night. Until then though I’ll be wearing it for memories sake. 😉 https://t.co/dNIiSriMyX

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Rob the Responsible. This is the face of a guilty man. Rob picked up a package at the post office that was sent to me in July and just now found it in his truck 2 months later and… https://t.co/OvAOWHMQ8y

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Out on my morning walk and thought this cobweb placement was cool. https://t.co/ywCpAoYpxF

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#prayerrequest 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 https://t.co/zWc0e4gOFK

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Hooray! It’s Septembrrrrrrr!! As soon as the months end with “ber” at the end, (brrrrr!) it’s officially okay to start decorating for #Christmas! I can’t wait to go sledding with my friends! https://t.co/dS0jLpf2aa

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Walking with Samantha and Willow tonight. Rob took off ahead with Willow because I kept stopping to take pictures of Samantha. Tomorrow we switch and I walk Willow so it’ll be her turn to… https://t.co/U3CwhBaav3

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The Mystery Box

So it’s Sunday and the mailman just delivered a package from Amazon. The thing is- I didn’t order anything that would require such a huge box. I was scratching my head… https://t.co/MBGyl3Y6wL

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The incident:
“So I was just out for a morning stroll when I couldn’t help but notice a ‘somewhat’ attractive tomato just hanging on the walkway .

The walkway I ALWAYS take by the way-… https://t.co/sCaSHX6FLA

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Conversations With My Mom

A few minutes after my mother who lives in Silverdale, Washington texted me this picture of her successful day of blackberry picking- I had to call her.

“Wow,… https://t.co/l6PqsqSh0R

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I told Rob how I wanted the living room rearranged a week ago but he’s been too busy with his new job to help me do it. He told me not to try moving the heavy furniture myself though… https://t.co/knBV5dKzGo

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Fun with friends in scenic Sparta! https://t.co/aFk1X0KGSP

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I was in my backyard and was surprised to see the first sign of #Fall. Yahoo! https://t.co/tX9Z38L5r4

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This is Welch’s Point in Sparta. It’s just 12 miles from my house and I’d never been there before. Our friend Marvin Bullock is the head of the Sparta Chamber of Commerce and took Rob and… https://t.co/rrzXyv4GIF

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@Sally_Matheny @bobhoss Oh no! I think it's too late for me :-/

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Out on my morning walk and saw a rare Tree Swallow.

I love nature! https://t.co/OScVmgexAO

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#longpost alert, but worth the #read! Try to not #laugh at my pain 😂

WHAT’D I SAY???

(Note: The following is a true story that happened today between the hours of 5:46 AM and 8:16 AM… https://t.co/gcPBjhWAwG

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Working on my Christmas article for Clubhouse magazine today. Prayers appreciated! https://t.co/7ebBQFsuct