killer tofu 🍞

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[Raybies @RayVazquezz]

@borganmeckers He’s tattooed 😏👟

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

oh my goddddddd i can’t

[mastiff @m4stiff]

“what were you doing in electrical?”

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

😂😂😂

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

just dance had no business making that stupid ass Rasputin dance so hard

[emily @kingofthedonies]

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

just wanted to take this time to thank the sweet italian lords for creating tiramisu for what would my tastebuds do without it #grazie

[Chrisspy @Chrisspymakeup]

My special talent is avoiding my emotions

[j @lieslmao]

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

[m a d d y • d a d d y @maddy1daddy]

Women: we want equality Men: so we can hit you ?

[wingdings @wiingdiings]

*opens a coffee shop where oat milk is the default and people have to pay extra if they want dairy*

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

my neighbors probably hate that i watch america’s next top model on blast 24/7 😅 oops

[Laura Lee @Laura88Lee]

🥺💸

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

the fact that i got my flu shot and half of you didn’t and i STILL got the flu makes me so angry 🙃 fuqq you anti vaxxers ‼️

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

@bitecase omg

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

@kburtttt you’re right i just want the company 🥰

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

who what to come over & help me clean 🥺

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

sad

[killer tofu 🍞 @torslore]

@bitecase @trishapaytas wow i wish i was there

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

When I say Netflix and chill, I mean Netflix and chill. Now please be quiet, Ted Bundy is talking