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chronicles of a bored bitch

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@elonmusk u r now twitter daddy

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*at the club* scheduling an uber pizza order for later

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@sirpathethic science and/or spanish teachers

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forcing myself to not cry at the schools library is a full time job thanks

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@sirpathethic wtf c tu l'expo infini???

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NOTHING like the cafe ure studying at playing the whole born to die album >>>>>>

[madilicious🦄 @bIaids]

need a man who cries when I don't text him

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jviens de mettre du concealer sur mes cernes pr la premiere depuis plus que UN AN pi je viens de realiser que jsuis mm pas si laide. juste fkn fatiguee

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i work as a social media manager and today half of me wished for the fb crash to last forever

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my class today is full of first years. im sick 🤢

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imagine having a son. embarassing

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also i feel like geniunely good looking men dont have ANYTHING ELSE going on for them

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i swear the MINUTE i start liking a man i also become utterly disgusted by him 🤢 why are men like this

[mia ❦ @miavvz]

as a man why do u have more female friends than me ???

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

dat evil eye bracelet u got frum da florida souvenir shop is not gon protect u

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did we decide as a generation that we would get married really young? wtf is going on

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hi! welcome to my general aesthetic

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@mesrob5 i feel this on a higher level