⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆

British girly in the Netherlands • ♑︎☉ • ♊︎ ☾ • ♑︎⇧ • 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝒿 • ♡︎ @Notoriousies ♡︎

[✭ val ✭ mr nonchalant @westsidemanii]

“tate isn’t even american” and neither is zara and she said this. if you’re going to live and work in this country, you don’t get to be apolitical!

[Info Zara Larsson @infozarabrasil]

zara fucking larsson.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

last day in Sicily almost done ☹️

[ur fave bioncle 🖤🦿 @jazthegirasol]

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[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

it be 38 degrees with 80% humidity too, i KNOW u ain’t enjoying that be fr gang

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

every time i see ppl on the beach or whateva absolutely deep frying themselves for hours layin in the sun, full 10 uv level 1pm peak temps for the day, i always wonder if they actually enjoy it

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

today i have been made aware that i look like this 24/7, even tho im having the time of my life. i always assumed i had a RBF but i did not realise it was THAT intense no wonder why ppl always be asking me if im okay 😭

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

@MayaaaMeow girl i GOTCHUUU i’ll make you one even better

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

i made the most stacked, f a t sandwich i have ever made today and it truly was the equivalent of being in heaven. i WILL be thinking abt this for a very long time…

[yeah? 🔻 @capitalismh4ter]

s'appeler zinedine zidane c'est un peu comme s'appeler tralalero tralala

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

there’s a BMW AND an Audi behind me on the highway

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

i exist in the 7th layer of hell and my bf is satan

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

i think i have some kind of a magnet for gas specifically for my bfs farts bc what do u fkn mean im chilling in a whole ass different room to him and i can smell it not even 30 secs after

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

how can i ever eat carbonara again when it tastes this good and im eating it in a place like this 😩🫶🏼

[MANGO🥭🐥 Birbtuber ✨ @MangoBtuber]

DEAR EUROPEANS

WE ARE GETTING NEW EURO BILL DESIGNS

VOTE BIRD VOTE BIRD VOTE BIRD VOTE BIRD

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

cock

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

im trying a local beer with my dinner tonight #lessonnotlearned

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

idk who tf i think i am ordering an alcoholic beverage with my food I can’t stand drinking alcohol with food but every few months i’ll try it again like “maybe i’ll like it this time!!!” god get a GRIP

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

late night pool with my bf and im yapping about planes, i ask him “did you know that?” And he says “Yes, i’ve heard all of this before, a lot of times i let you say it again bc i love to listen to you talk” 🥺🥺🥺😭😭💓

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

so long story short, I finished my food and downed it in one sip #neverdointhatagain #defowilltryagainnextquarter

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

idk who tf i think i am ordering an alcoholic beverage with my food I can’t stand drinking alcohol with food but every few months i’ll try it again like “maybe i’ll like it this time!!!” god get a GRIP

[⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕒 ☽ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @torterrra]

I ordered a limoncello spritz with my dinner today thinkin damn that’ll be nice and fresh with my food and fkn hated my life with every sip. i cannot mix food with alcohol, ever, sends my tummy in circles man