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[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

How Arteta's set pieces are ruining Wimbledon - in this essay I will

[katie @pipterino]

‘Number 10 North’ sounds like one of those euphemisms TfL uses alerting cleaners to a human defecation incident on a tube platform

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@dannykellywords All the best to you Danny.

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@danbarker It really doesn't look real!

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@letitbeta2 So sorry to hear that Tim, I know how hard that can be.

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@graceyldn Signing on is important to prevent gaps in your NI history. Good luck with it, hope you get a reasonable advisor.

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@WelBeast The bad news is you never really do. The good news is it feeds the joy of any future victory

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@gabimartinelli Love you Gabi

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@ElNennY ♥️

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@ArsenalGent Thinking the lip may wobble any time now

[Arsenal Gentleman @ArsenalGent]

REMAIN CALM.

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@GoonerGirl1969 Not unpopular at all, love Rambo

[London New Liberals @LondonNewLibs]

my food in the microwave

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@squires_david You don't get Artemisia Gentileschi tributes in just any football cartoons

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@nigel_b_golf The Armada was the first thing I thought of!

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

I just thought I’d say I’m thinking of my Jewish friends at the moment. And the fact that I thought twice about posting this because (insanely) I feared some blowback for such a statement is part of the problem.

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Any TV News interviewer who wants to ask Zack Polanski whether this is a "perception of unsafety or actual unsafety", be my fucking guest.

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@paulwall1970 I was there but I wouldn't mind a repeat!

[Jonnie Baker @MrJonnieB]

Any British person who uses ass instead of arse should immediately retire to the potting shed with a bottle of whisky and their service revolver

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@AwfulLotOfEagle The dreaded Izal was used in London schools too during the 70s