jarred☁️

*Carpe Natem *he/they *BLM

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

LGBT means: Luigi Got Big Titties

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

The way I’d commit unspeakable crimes for one again 😭

[✮Zero✮ @djetwater4]

never forget your roots..

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

Texas school teacher Christian Shearhod (IG @ mr.shearhod), known online as Mr S, is going viral for a clip showcasing his loving, inclusive, and downright hilarious method of teaching his class when it’s appropriate to use the word “gay.”

In the clip, posted to his social media on 2 June, Mr. S walks his enthusiastic students through several examples of when it isn’t okay to call something gay, and when it’s completely appropriate.

[cj ⌖ @hellboycj]

happy 4/20

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

@iShowShitpost @20saccc u last night

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

Airport core

[Slaylor @GirlSnailure]

got so tilted by someone blocking my path today i had to make this to blow off steam

[🦢 @meishato]

Americans be like: death penalty is great and war is good and I deserve to have 10 guns but abortion is murder

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

Why do parisians stare like they’ve never seen a Mexican before.

[jarred☁️ @tortillaZaddy]

I’m so disappointed to see all the vapes in London, RETURN TO YOUR ROOTS AND SMOKE A F*G

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

After 15 days, county medical examiner classifies Renee Good’s death as homicide https://t.co/YZYRhhE4kX

[The Onion @TheOnion]

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

These are some of the leaked messages Young Republicans were sending in group chats.
https://t.co/Y5DSbf14or

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Charlie Kirk’s actual legacy…

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine:

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER]

get white people on the internet mad enough & they'll start talking like Sasuke Uchiha