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i stop at green lights

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I mean...

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if it’s important, it’ll come across my desk.

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The only thing better than Shrek 2. Is Shrek 2 in Spanish.

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at least I have the art in my city

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Blue Gatorade has done more for me than modern medicine

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no one:

my brain to me:
STUPID THOT

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if I could go back to any place/time, it would be an 80s corporate Christmas party

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with a fucking pencil!!

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bruh I love John Wick 🫶🏼

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oof I hate seeing dogs on the trail cause I know they can smell the fear in me

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ants don’t have traffic

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poppa elf died!?

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you ever have a hiccup coming on that you feel like your heart gonna stop

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So I was at a hiit class this morning and a fella I working next to really pushed himself. And I might’ve half assed it but I was hungover. So who really worked harder?

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Whenever I’m struggling on a hike I tell myself I’m climbing gods thumb from Holes and lock tf in

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can the marijuana industry make their packaging a little less childproof. thanks.

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my favorite thing about hikes is when they have the “no dogs allowed” sign at the trail head

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I can’t be taken seriously with the hiccups!

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My public service is that I fight the urge every day to not mimic people’s laugh and say “I like that laugh”

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Runner-up: Cheba Hut in Tucson

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Dasani this. Arrowhead that. The best water I have ever had was when I was 7 at my parent’s tax lady’s office. From a paper cone.