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kombucha slut | #tbiytc

[tor @tortillugh]

my ass woulda stayed in da primordial soop if i knew there was gonna be days like dis

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Weenie the Dachsund.
Birthday: July 20, 1995.
"Weenie the dog is quite a sight
Long of body and short of height
He perches himself high on a log
and considers himself to be top dog !"

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

barbie life in a dream house is funny as hell and this is a hill i will die on

[tor @tortillugh]

i have a big crush on my weed delivery driver 🥺 #happyoilday

[tor @tortillugh]

make delivery fees $0 so i can tip my homebois xtra!!!!

[ragtime gal @riosantosss]

I DONT WANNA BE A GIRL I WANNA BE A STRAWBERRY

[tor @tortillugh]

@TheClosestKin i rmr telling my counselor i wanted to end myself bc i was stressed as student gov president... he brought in my advisor (person responsible for the stress) & then they made me promise i wasn't going to do anything that night and sent me on my way back to class :// that was it

[tor @tortillugh]

ready to take a tab of acid and just listen to studio ghibli music and cry my heart out bc i need that rn

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Squirmy the worm.
Birthday: April 13, 2000.
"I can't sit still, it's just too hard
I roll and wiggle in the yard
They try to tell me not to squirm
But I can't help it, I'm a worm !"

[tor @tortillugh]

mannnn my undiagnosed untreated mental illness rly be fuckin me up this semester WHYYYYY

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Swirly the snail.
Birthday: March 10, 1999.
"Carefully traveling, leaving a trail
I'm not very fast, for I am a snail
Although I go my own plodding pace
Slow and steady, wins the race !"

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Spring the rabbit.
Birthday: March 7, 2001.
"Springtime is my favorite season
Maybe you can guess the reason
Pretty colored flowers bloom
And bring us out of winter's gloom !"

[orion @orionvanessa]

every time you see me i look like i hit the lotto twice 🍸

[tor @tortillugh]

@phanakaphan hUH

[tor @tortillugh]

i love supporting cute girls’ patreons not only for the cute content but it’s great lewd inspo too like they be posing in ways i never thought of!!! innovators truly

[VERY BUSY @avafalcoo]

WHY DOES MY BRAIN NOT WORK WHY DOES MY BRAIN NOT WORK

[tor @tortillugh]

all i want for xmas is some fucking health insurance!!!!!!!

[DOG NAMES @RealDogNames]

Just read something that said your dog begs for the food you’re eating because they’re pack animals and just want to do what you’re doing