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How it feels to finally be making friends in my new city

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Situationship cut it off so feeling very very chopped at the moment

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Airport starbucks gotta be the tenth circle of hell

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Getting to LAX 15 minutes before my flight boards

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Idk why but I think having a furry bf would heal me

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I have so many hot followers now omg

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

It's human pig day at trader joes its the day when hundreds of bipedal pigs get to go to trader joes and stand in my way

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Who is bookmarking this?? 😭

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I got the apartment I wanted, everyone clapped

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I got the apartment I wanted, everyone clapped

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Her hijab-inspired secular accessory

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@Lurker27794215 Don’t do it

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Dropping my takes that no one asked for

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@witchybatt Thank you

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@scrootnoo Hi

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scheduled dates with three different guys on the same night at the same time

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coworker referred to me as “sister” …

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@scrootnoo Love my fans

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@RudyForTexas 2012 through 2018 or so—I stopped playing right before Battle for Azeroth came out I think

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9 games that shaped who I am (I have literally never played pokemon in my entire life)

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9 games that shaped who I am

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who want me