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Boats N’ Toes 🦶🏼

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

I need a margarita emoji

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Go O’s baby! This dog was super juicy with a great snap. Warmed me up on a cold rainy night @ the ballpark

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

What’s elevator music without a little piano??

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Seneca Rocks! We came for the views and stayed for the West Virginia Hot Dogs 🌭 I love a deep fried dog and the chili was delicious

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Idek what pizza place this is, but they send me the most savage texts ☠️🔥🌎

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Great hot dog, better company #GoOs

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Appropriately reading Raw Dog by @jamieloftusHELP on my way home to #Cincinnati. I’ll be ready to gobble down a couple coneys from Skyline once I arrive 😋

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Belated birthday bratwurst at Wine Village

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

First dog of the season! Juicy & delicious

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i wrote a book about hot dogs

they somehow let me call it RAW DOG

i think the executives don’t know what that means

it comes out 5/9/2023 and pre orders are absurdly helpful

will u accept this rose 🌭💋

https://t.co/eZZxGqKznW

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[ryo✰⋆｡ @shigeoreum]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

@Nati776 Noise canceling headphones 🔑

[Noah Kocher @nolankosher]

BLANKET GIVEAWAY!!!!

To celebrate my website finally dropping I’m going to give away one blanket to someone that retweets this tweet and is following me.

Winner will be chosen this Friday 12/16 at 12PM ET

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Every day is another opportunity to have the best lunch of your life

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Billy Boardwalk Dogs before the show! 🌭🐐

[charlie t @rhymeswithvocal]

born to vibe. forced to grind

[tortiose @tortoise_20]

Is it really bluegrass if you still have your shoes on?