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Did Derwayne just say “immediate long-term future” on the @kayosports commentary for #aflswanssaints? #wordsalad

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@paddyjdavitt Reckon the player himself has tipped Schwartau off, who has then passed on the message….

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@ChrisReevo

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@NoContextBrits I Know What You Did Roy Cropper

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@pinkun @NorwichCityFC Zoe looks a bit startled by this development…

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@cjsouthwell1902 McLean backup and eventual successor. Hopefully Callum Doyle is in his ear talking up #ncfc

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@dogavic @bryansgunn

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@paddyjdavitt That sounds like JHT verbalising what he believes other members of the squad might be thinking/doing…

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@NoContextBrits If only New Zealand had adopted this one when they had their flag referendum a few years back

https://t.co/RVusKZUAda

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@tomfgoodwin Or to put it another way, “I don’t want irrelevance”. Pretty weird that only 29% would.

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@RickyBateman16 @StephanieAfrica @essendonfc ripping off @hawthornaflw! What a joke of a club…

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@ask_aubry https://t.co/TjKuT1FyoQ

Provided as a form of Social Security to all new parents in Finland. Funded (I would assume) by higher tax rate vs US

You get what you pay for.

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@AndyHead02 https://t.co/EeTN4t3o77

Originally a DM at Bromley before they converted him to a RB apparently

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@ChefReactions This guy doesn’t have any vegan mates….

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@casperdelinde @NCFC_Analysis1 Great pass by the CB to break the lines. #ncfc Will need to upgrade their current options to execute something like that.

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@TheFLZone The question is - will Will Still still be interested in the job..?

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The #4corners episode on School Can’t was extremely well done. Presented without judgement for the families and particularly the kids. Feeling seen and validated, and reassured that there are good people out there who get it. @4corners

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Sydney are just so boringly efficient. There are just there. ALL THE TIME. #AFLHawksSwans

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@AFL @JoshGabelich The original draft of this post compared him to Messi! Yeah, nah.

Comparing some mid-tier Cats player with a silly name who has never won their B&F to arguably the greatest player of all time in their code seems a bit of a stretch…

Good move changing the caption @AFL 😉

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Anyone know what’s going on in Moonee Ponds? #mooneeponds