shitmytortsprofsays

Bullshit on stilts.

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"If I'm representing this witless bastard..." #shitmytortsprofsays #gottapaythoseloans #clientstories #lawschoolproblems

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"Well, at my age, even cleaning is better than sex." #giveussomethingtolookforwardto #flashforward #shitmytortsprofsays

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"Reggie Johnson once said that hitting a home run was better than sex, but that's just sick." #shitmytortsprofsays #baseball #funkytown

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"If you don't vote, you can't bitch." #shitmytortsprofsays #preach #tortsprofforpresident #tellit

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"That is so dirt stupid." #shitmytortsprofsays #lawstudentproblems #warmandfuzzy

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"I always think of him as Doctor Toes, because I can't remember his real name." #lawstudentproblems #shitmytortsprofsays

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"Well, they'll let anyone be a surgeon in Oklahoma." #shitmytortsprofsays #lawstudentproblems

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"If you believe that, I've got lots of fabulous investment schemes to share with you." #shitmytortsprofsays #lawstudentproblems

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"Oh! It's your honeymoon! Let me watch?" #shitmytortsprofsays #canyoufeelthelove #romantic

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"I hope you drop out or get abducted by martians." #shitmytortsprofsays #lawstudentproblems #1l

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"Everyone else is making out with honey pie in the back seat of Daddy's car." #crippledkid #poorlittletinktink #lawchoolproblems

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"Ever heard of law school, ever heard of negligence? Or did you drop out before you covered intentional torts?" #shitmytortsprofsays

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"And they get to wander around, because they're really into it." #theelderly #lawschoolproblems #shitmytortsprofsays

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"I'm a dinosaur who has to get prostate exams." #saywhat #shitmytortsprofsays #lawschoolproblems

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"They took you out into a field, handed you a stick, and if you could scratch your name into the dirt, you got into college."

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"At my age, the testicles aren't doing much--there's just hanging around, smoking a cigarette." #shitmytortsprofsays #lawschoolproblems

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"Every Friday at high noon, come by my office for a practice prostate exam." #lawschoolproblems #shitmytortsprofsays

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"Then we get into midget wrestling in Laredo." #needisaymore #comeagain #shitmytortsprofsays #lawschoolproblems #1l

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"What are the odds of being abducted by aliens who play with your private parts?" #lawschoolproblems #shitmytortsprofsays

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"What a pack of rancid lies." #tellithowitis #shitmytortsprofsays #lousydissent #lawschoolproblems