Adam Green

car pictures with car related drivel added on

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

The amount time I spent on this route hatching Pokémon eggs is insane

[Pokémon Music 🎵 @PokemonOST]

Route 210, from Pokémon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum (2006)

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

Too fucking right!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

All cars should have physical controls - using a touch screen to change the heating is just as dangerous as using your phone to change tracks on Spotify. Bring back big buttons, dials, and sliders.

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

It's hilarious though

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Eating the After Eight mint but leaving the little black sleeve in the box is a proper cunt's trick.

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

I would too tbf

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Like many blokes, I rarely receive any compliments. Ten years ago I was complimented on the strength of my urine stream by a mate and I have thought about it ever since.

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

@JTaylor_Dev So which boat is yours?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you have a dashcam you're probably a bad driver.

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

@BlackFlagMatter Go

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Lana Del Rey gets a new tattoo featuring Audrey Hepburn shagging Tupac Shakur.

“That’s my aesthetic,” she laughed

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

Only gun you should own

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Lego Star Wars Game Gang rise https://t.co/VjrILRjOuj

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

@steveluvender Harvick
Busch
Hamlin
Logano

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

@thedarkness can you play Christmas time don't let the bells end tonight!

[Adam Green @torturedtires]

That's what I'm saying

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Pizza cutters are a pointless invention, scissors work much more effectively

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

‘Hey, you know what I fancy right now? A kebab. Will you go down and get me a kebab?’

[The Darkness @thedarkness]

So, what did you get from Santa?

[The Darkness @thedarkness]

It’s that time of the year again, fire lit, fluffy gilet on and some Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) playing. Right?

[The Darkness @thedarkness]

Happy Winter Solstice!

[The Darkness @thedarkness]

It’s almost time!