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[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Be a level 11 conspiracy theorist on this. Wait to watch shows or movies when they can understand the plot otherwise it’s just brain rot.

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,

[anna @bonykneesxx]

excuse me while I sob thinking of my babies as old people

[Amitryptyling @AmiEverAfter]

if my child gets out of bed one. more. time. I’m gonna kiss his forehead and tuck him into his little pillow fort birds nest we made and sing the goodnight song and be patient and kind because he’s not even been around the sun five whole times yet and surely this is the greatest privilege of my insignificant life to hold his hand on the way back to bed

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

There is so much abundance. Beautiful ppl to encounter. Beautiful places to go. Beautiful experiences waiting to find you. Money to be made. Love to be held by. Doors you do not even know exist yet. Be mindful of consuming content rooted in scarcity, disappointment + limitation.

[✧yani✧ @yaniversal]

The year is 1997. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2007. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2017. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2027. The President was born in 1946.

[0xkitten_. 🐞 @0xKitten_]

Some hopecore moms loving motherhood

[Cigarettes O'Malley @cigsomalley]

Destroy the surveillance state now or future generations will be enslaved by it.

[aether @bluewdrift]

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it’s called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don’t care, but because you care too much.

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

This trend is making me realize I have lived through every phase of vape and I need to stop vaping immediately

[laura 💐 @lunaryears13]

ngl sometimes I just open twitter to see him

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

resisting the urge to ask someone if they are mad at me when they're already in a bad mood

[ִֶָ @iheartnayeon]

how it feels to shape your eyebrows the night before an important event

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Old photos like this from undeveloped Florida and California are some of the most disorienting and magical ones to me. I look at them and I really feel time, feel how different the one I inhabit is and how different that other world was.

Empty.

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Let your children see you have fun. Sprinkle it in whenever you can; Sing while you're stuck in traffic, dance when you're cleaning the kitchen and laugh at your own mistakes. Fun doesn't have to be reserved for weekends & vacation. Show your children how to enjoy life even in the mundane routines; they'll watch, learn and do the same.