TK

i got a glock in my rari

[TK @tory_king]

I'm just a stream of consciousness

[TK @tory_king]

The amount of people I see driving a car with BOTH headphones in is astounding. I just saw a guy with over-the-ear headphones driving his car without a care in the world. OVER THE EAR! So dangerous.

[TK @tory_king]

Do you ever see someone go to the center stall/urinal in an empty bathroom and just think...what an absolute psychopath?

[Anthony Surace @fsiks]

So awesome that my AP Physics students wanted to know how much Donovan boofs during their Illusion of Reality video. Thank you Mr. Maugeri

[TK @tory_king]

This singlehandedly brought me back to using Twitter. What a life.

[TK @tory_king]

@WichitaOpen I’m too drunk to taste this chicken #partee17

[TK @tory_king]

Flew an airplane for the first time this morning nbd

[Dillon Hall @DillonHallND]

@tory_king Cutest in Dillon Hall (as polled by woman)

[TK @tory_king]

Settle

[TK @tory_king]

*first night out in Wichita*
*leaves credit card at the bar*

[TK @tory_king]

I am obsessed with the new Westworld trailer
https://t.co/P4Enqg1d5K

[TK @tory_king]

@cmarinace @rhernon Chins up

[TK @tory_king]

Is it a coincidence that the area code for Wichita is 316? I don't think so #movingonup

[TK @tory_king]

@JaFra23 @paulmaurizio23 Tú no puedes comprar el viento no puedes comprar el sol, tú no puedes comprar la lluvia, no puedes comprar el calor

[GvnBtn @GvnBtn]

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

[TK @tory_king]

There's only one drawback to San Francisco...it's hard to leave. @ San Francisco, California https://t.co/rpUHaHysyH

[TK @tory_king]

I can't wait for Kansas

[TK @tory_king]

@Da_MichaelScott @rhernon Don't you mean...

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck? https://t.co/uxFi9vpV33