Tory Hoke

Writes. Draws. Codes. Fiction in Strange Horizons, Drabblecast, LORE. Art in SH, Apex, Spellbound. Creator of Meddling Auntie Comics, essays, and more.

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It's that time of year again
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Is it kosher to boil an oat in oat milk?

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30k years ago we started baking wet dirt and you still can't beat it for eating food off of

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Thank you... for all the gravy... https://t.co/xD5j5PF89L

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Confused by decor https://t.co/HoreySSD8k #30daysofdopamine #neversaidconsecutive

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Dishes are food laundry.

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Why would a children's music group put more than one version of a song on Spotify why would you do that why

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Day 2: The Clean-Up Song https://t.co/Tc1ISu4zev https://t.co/uwwiX3zWN4

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Day 1: An Overview of 30 Days of Fun https://t.co/pjd43mKUUm

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If you know me, you know I like to make stuff. Starting Monday, October 3, 2022: 30 Days of Dopamine https://t.co/MSXEd33YJf

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When are we going to talk about what Wikipedia is like now

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OK I am not chopping onions AND garlic

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@random_tangent that was wonderful

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Ok the James Webb is great but have you ever asked Google to "play the birthday song by Nelly" and it knows you want "In Da Club" by 50 Cent?

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@Marktorromeo @random_tangent if you learn of Elvira, you will be only pleased

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@random_tangent I just had the best idea I ever will and it's an Elvira biopic w/ Alison Brie

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@random_tangent thank you. If I never think a better think, I will still die happy.

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@zarfeblong very heard. Then I know what I'm treating my ears to next 🌵🌌

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TIL there is a 1975 Eagles song called "Journey of the Sorcerer" and it is 7 min of cactus twang Zeppelin and it was the theme to the BBC's Hitchhikers Guide??? https://t.co/fEUmHqPa57

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@scocca I had no idea. Must rewatch. For many reasons

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@szielins there is some gold in them there hills. But I'll never not hate The Doors.