Johnson Resignations

A bot which tweets fictional resignations from Boris Johnson's government, by @unigram.

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Sources close to Barbara Bark, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Department for Education confirm to me that they're quitting the government. The PM has lost one of his closest allies.

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BREAKING: Ken Stone, the Care Minister has left the government. Surely the end of Boris Johnson's premiership.

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I'm told that Wendy Golf, the Mining Minister has resigned. They were promoted from the Arable Land Office only last month. Can the government survive this?.

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Matt Badger, Junior Minister at the Department for Forestry has just told me that they voted against the government tonight. It's not looking good for Mr. Johnson.

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I'm told that Jonas Bannister, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Department for Transport has just left Downing Street, having tendered their resignation. The ERG will be furious.

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BREAKING: Morgan Bath, the Snow Minister has left the government. Hard to see how Boris Johnson can carry on.

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Harris Quince, Junior Minister at the Arable Land Office has just told me that they voted against the government tonight. A bad omen for the PM.

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BREAKING: Lisa Burt, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Home Office has left the government. Tory activists are planning for a snap election.

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BREAKING: John Coal, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Cornwall Office has left the government. It's looking grim for the PM.

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Being told that one of the PM's staunchest allies, Ralph Coal, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Department for Education is on the verge of quitting. This will come as a huge shock to the PM.

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BREAKING: Richard Gorp, Junior Minister at the Department for Nuclear Power will be resigning. Hard to see how Johnson can survive this.

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Tory party sources: John Brack, Junior Minister at the Department for International Trade is quitting. Hard to see how Johnson can survive this.

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BREAKING: Jonas Bush, the Mining Minister has left the government. The PM has lost one of his closest allies.

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Tory party sources: James Rinse, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Department for Rivers, Canals and Lighthouses is quitting. Am told CCHQ is prepping for a snap election.

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I'm told that Penny Brack, the Crane Minister will be quitting to vote against the government. Hard to see how Johnson can survive this.

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Getting reports that Mark Todd, the Eurovision Minister has resigned. It's looking grim for the PM.

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Government sources: David Leach, Junior Minister at the MoD has tendered their resignation. The ERG will be furious.

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BREAKING: John Flan, the Train Minister has left the government. Hard to see how Johnson can survive this.

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Alexander Grape, Parliamentary Undersecretary at the Commonwealth Games Office has just told me that they voted against the government tonight. A bad omen for the PM.

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Getting reports that John Todd, the Employment Minister has resigned. It's looking grim for the PM.