tory

[tory @torytensen]

if the purge was real that would hitttt rn

[tory @torytensen]

closed out of all my tabs and my phone did in fact load faster, maybe yall onto something

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Thank you for shopping at our legal dispensary! Your total is ten dollars. That’ll just be twelve dollars, so we’ll draw twenty dollars from your account, give you back five in cash of course, take three, and return one. Then you just spin around three times,

[tory @torytensen]

gas tank on e, 87 and sunny, with a dash of house drake

[𑣲 dyllan @dyllsmcu]

got drunk last night and all i could think abt is fucking spiderman

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[em @filmlver]

me watching my good friend peter parker save new york city

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Tom Holland sharing a quote that said “if you have a problem with me, text me, and if you don’t have my number, you don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me” really stuck with me

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

so private that if you know my business i know who told you

[hunter @3gpmh]

did i dodge a bullet or am i the bullet

[tory @torytensen]

same with burgundy and dr. pepper, been saying this for YEARS

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[pillie eilish @altusazula]

this is my barbenheimer

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#real

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[𝑻𝑫𝑫𝒀 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today