Tory Vieth

I do Comedy For One.

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@Lews_Fishing my 13 year old is very frustrated. Not getting a response on a warranty claim for a broken rod.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

This is probably where one has to be at this age to really have a chance. https://t.co/njQaFOZVwC

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

#nazare https://t.co/72LIYkipCq

[ABC News @ABC]

HANG TEN: Surfer rides humongous wave off the coast of Portugal. https://t.co/LLRy0kU2Kx

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@SportsSturm Question: it is legal in football to station a guy back during long field goals who might jump up and “goaltend” to keep the ball from going through the upright?

[NCAA Baseball Fans @NCAABSB]

PRESEASON RANKINGS [1-10]

1. @GatorsBB
2. @BeaverBaseball
3. @RazorbackBSB
4. @DiamondHeels
5. @TCU_Baseball
6. @TTU_Baseball
7. @VandyBaseball
8. @UKBaseball
9. @UCLABaseball
10. @LSUbaseball

#NewYearsRankings | #ncaaBSB ⚾️

[Peticolas @Peticolas]

Good morning December 30.
6 years ago today, I brewed batch one of Velvet Hammer.
Gearing up to celebrate all day.

[Daniel Vaughn @BBQsnob]

PSA to my fellow Texans: NYE is on a Sunday and the liquor stores will be closed. Start shopping early.

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@SealedAirPack How do you handle returns?

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@EarthPix @CRISTIHANCU @jackjack_mom

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

Go Army!!

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

#HotMess

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

After listening to it a few times in a row, Salome from @Old97s is a top five heartbreak/love song of all time. Damn near perfect. The end.

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

One day I hope I make enough money to buy my spouse a car for Christmas without intimately planning out the financial aspect of such a purchase.

[Kirk Bohls @kbohls]

Or let Alabama play Ohio State next week and raise the stakes. Winner goes to playoffs. Losing coach has to take Tennessee job.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

This is weird but they designed a 4 team playoff for 5 conferences and they’re having trouble making it work

[TCU @TCU]

It’s officially Christmastime! 🎄

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@bigtechs51170 @corbydavidson @HOKAONEONE Very good for bad knees. Get fit for some by the retailer and the cushion will last as long as the tread.

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

This week on my radio show and podcast, we’re talking about the best ham in the world — Spain's jamón: https://t.co/2skFQMVtr7

[Tory Vieth @toryvieth]

@gordonkeith Pumpkin pie is only as good as the whipped cream on top. Should be a full layer of cream to help out the pumpkin.