Tosha Smith

Civilization is unbearable; but it is less unbearable at the top.

[EM-azing @internetdeputy]

Lms if you would pay for my coffee jw

[B @b_ukurie]

I'll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol, and knows when to make which.

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

do u ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

[angie goff @OhMyGOFF]

Maryland boy with terminal cancer lives out his dream with a #hobbit house built in his backyard. You'll want to see this #News4

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

Over 50% of men like to #cum on a womans bum. Where do you like to #cum or be cum upon?

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

How to take over the world in 2 easy steps: 1. Take control of the worlds coffee supply 2. Take over the world.

[Hannah Jane @hjGazic]

A present from Mirza & next on my Swedish reading list... 📚 #harrypotter http://t.co/zdIADM7KDZ

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

My 5yos Kindergarten teacher put me in charge of the painting center so she really shouldnt be surprised to find out I blew up her car.

[Vanessa@TurnipseedTravel @turnipseeds]

A4. First, bring a snow shovel (because: snow!) Two: bring coffee (because what kind of guest shows up empty handed?) #RamblrChat

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

Always empty your bladder first that way you know if you are truly about to #squirt. #sextip

[Tosha Smith @toshasmith83]

What are your plans for today? Mine include getting more coffee.