Toshba Problems

Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere. Even in the womb.

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Does anyone know where I can find some good Cholent recipes?

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I love Hashem.

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I have to give the Cohen something valuable? Jedidayah Hussain better go to Harvard and cure Cancer. #ImBroke #ToshbaProblems #WorthIt

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Anyone else who wants to be a part of this should ask for some garlic and sugar. #IHopeYoureNotAllergic #Oops

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I hope people partake in this Pidyon Haben. Its like 84 fasts & it also took me a long time to plan. #84Fasts #Morelike84YearsOfPlanning

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I'm going to adorn this baby in jewelry. #JedidayahHussainIsBeautiful #PearlsAndDiamonds #AGirlsBestFriend

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Should I bring him in on a silver tray or nah? #BeitHamikdashCustoms #ImSoFancy

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The best part of a Pidyon Haben is the wine. #AmIRightLadies #BiggestSeudah #SeudahComesAfterTheBrachot

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I got a new husband who likes Jedidayah Hussain's name. His name is Harrison Q. He is saying the brachot to redeem J.H. #Like84Fasts

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APPARENTLY 5 SHEKALIM IS ACTUALLY 96 GRAMS OF SILVER?? I NEED A JOB ASAP!! #StarbucksBarista #WorkHard #DoItForJedidayahHussain

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WHAT?? This baby costs 5 Shekalim?? I didn't sign up for this... #OhWait #YesIDid #JewishProblems

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I'm going to go find a Cohen to redeem Jedidayah Hussain. But he has to be a real Cohen! #ImpostersCantFoolMe #DontLie

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Is it ever too late to redeem Jedidayah Hussain? The neighbors don't like me very much. #IKilledTheirDog #Again #OopsIDidItAgain

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Well my "hubby" divorced me because I named our son Jedidayah Hussain without his consent..Now the neighbors need to redeem my son. #Oops

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The hubby has to redeem my son (I'm naming him Jedidayah Hussain), or else he has to wait until his bar mitzvah! #BetterLateThanNever

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My sis had a miscarriage :( But it was only 37 days into the pregnancy, so if she has another son she can have a Pidyon Haben. #BaruchHashem

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My friend just had a C-Section with her first born son.. No Pidyon Haben allowed! Sorry Gwendolyn.. #CSectionProbs

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Getting ready for a Pidyon Haben #YisroelProbs #NoPreviousMiscarriages #FirstbornSon #NaturalBirth #WOMBOPENER

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I JUST HAD A BABY BOY!! #SameBirthdayAsMyNiece #GottaRedeemHim #TBTtoGoldenCalfSin

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My niece isn't a boy.. so no Shalom Zachor? This is a classic problem with women's rights. #SupportWomensRights #HaveAKiddushInstead