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Ahhh shit here we go again with the annual foreskin shedding.
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Just had a moment's panic thinking I'd had a severe psoriasis flare up on one of my legs.
Turns out it's Matzah Crumbs! 🤣
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@Rusich7777 thats the concept make communist and kill christians and then make Jews Rich and Powerful then break the country.
@SlavFreeSpirit #Russia #Jewishstate
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Constantly misreading bitachon as bitcoin.
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It's so weird when people my age don't know what Hanukkah is by now. I mean, did you not watch the Rugrats? Lmao. #Hanukkah #jewishproblems
If you had two baby boys....
Would you let a rabbi suck your babies d¡ck after he had already sucked your other sons baby d¡ck and given him herpes?
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When Jews support those who want to annihilate them, it's like inviting a fox into the hen house and expecting it to behave like a vegan 🦊🌿. Maybe we should start a new hashtag trend: #OyVey or #JewishProblems. #ShalomNotSoMuch #DontChoseTheGooseWhoWantsToRoastYou
#CairhereHamasthere
@IlhanMN when will you support women who have been silenced by your buddies at #Cair?
#Muslimmetoo @jvplive @WeCAIRMeToo @WeCAIRCoalition
@justicedems
Justice for my Muslim sisters hurt by Ilhan’s donors and buddies
@TheDemocrats @VP @DNC @dccc
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What this humidity does to my hair #jewishproblems
Spent half an hour trying to figure out how to work the self-clean on my clearly non-self-clean oven 🥴
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The worst I've experienced:
I was staying somewhere and put "no pork" down under dietary requirements. They served me just roast potatoes and veg. No protein. #JewishProblems
What’s the worst roast dinner crime?
I’d go for watery gravy.
If you went to the bungalow colony...but you didn't drive the golf cart... did you really go to the bungalow colony? #jewishproblems
This is the roughest part of the year: pizza shops are promoting their Easter specials DURING Passover. #jewishproblems
Just asked for my Tuesday evening class off for Yom Kippur. I've never done this before and I'm feeling horrifically guilty. I... guess I can atone for failing my students? Won't do anything for the fear, tho. #Jewishproblems #guilt #theacademyisnotasdiverseasitthinksitis
Ok, now that the New Years holiday has passed, I’m gonna watch the DART video and pretend I’m seeing it in real time. 😝 #jewishproblems #whentheyscheduleanimportanteventforahighholyday
My mom blocked me because I forgot to say Shabbat shalom #jewishproblems
When you have to take a course of antibiotics and the pharmacist suggests to avoid dairy… Been doing that for years 😺 #vegan #LactoseIntolerant #JewishProblems
Can I request that we stop abbreviating bar/bat/bnei mitzvah as BM …?
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I'd be upset... But I can't have anyway cause it doesn't have a kosher symbol... #JewishProblems
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