Honestly, I couldn’t give less of a shit about the @ironmouse situation. What actually pissed me off is the swarm of fat-fingered NTE gooner defenders who can only type with those greasy little sausages that are already too useless for jerking off because of their pathetic micropenises.
I genuinely feel bad for you guys. It’s tragic when you can’t even get a grip on your dick because it keeps slipping out of your hand… and that’s after you’ve spent five minutes digging the poor thing out from between the folds of your gut.
But being a sad, soft-dicked basement goblin doesn’t give you the right to shit all over someone while twisting the truth into pretzel shapes.
Here’s a free solution for your daily struggle, boys: grab a pair of tweezers, finally latch onto that micro-nub, and blast your sad little load onto a pillow with another Chinese AI-slop copy pasted on it - instead of dumping all that repressed rage onto Twitter.
Dude, did you get your feelings hurt because they didn’t want to promote that Chinese AI slop on account of the fucking ocean of AI garbage flooding everything?
Here’s a little secret for you: even though Fortnite uses AI for the initial sketches, actual humans still make the final models. So your sad little article is only good for one thing - staring at it while you stroke your micropenis and go back to cuddling your cum-stained pillow with the latest Chinese AI waifu still wet from your tears, all because people finally called your talentless gooner slop game by its real name.
Dude, did you get your feelings hurt because they didn’t want to promote that Chinese AI slop on account of the fucking ocean of AI garbage flooding everything?
Here’s a little secret for you: even though Fortnite uses AI for the initial sketches, actual humans still make the final models. So your sad little article is only good for one thing - staring at it while you stroke your micropenis and go back to cuddling your cum-stained pillow with the latest Chinese AI waifu still wet from your tears, all because people finally called your talentless gooner slop game by its real name.
Dude, did you get your feelings hurt because they didn’t want to promote that Chinese AI slop on account of the fucking ocean of AI garbage flooding everything?
Here’s a little secret for you: even though Fortnite uses AI for the initial sketches, actual humans still make the final models. So your sad little article is only good for one thing - staring at it while you stroke your micropenis and go back to cuddling your cum-stained pillow with the latest Chinese AI waifu still wet from your tears, all because people finally called your talentless gooner slop game by its real name.
I'm scared to clean up my house. What if the mice have created a monolithic subterranean city structure in the piles? Cleaning would be judgement day for them.