Total Cuckball

General misanthrope and infrequent twitter user.
He/him.

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@CPhilpOfficial Be quiet and stop trying to make hay you ghoul

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Fuck this shit. Gone to the other place.

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@HITCSevens Robbie Keane to Liverpool

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@JunkBlader If it's a financial constraint I can gift you a copy?

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@IwriteOK How come you're in London!?

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@PitchingBall Get a grip. He's clearly a plonker, but one with an impossible job who gave into his biases for a bit of clout. Take a deep breath ffs.

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@Strictly_LFC7 You're soft, lad

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@maiamindel I mean sure but also a non-zero amount lasted 30 years. I highly doubt that in an era of forced or intended obsolescence that anything will last 30 years. We obvs don't know but I don't know of many things that last 10 years post 90s.

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@thfcesv2 A Spursy one

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@yezmonica Terrapin

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@Staroxvia They could've talk about inflation

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@JStein_WaPo You couldn't have displayed this any less clearly

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@NaiiLFC Why is this video farting?

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@_alice_evans Isn't there emerging evidence microplastics are causally linked too?

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@other_mrs For posterity, that was the cost of the TEST and trace system, which included all of the free tests we got. Common misunderstanding.

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@FootballRamble Just to say I entirely agree with @petedonaldson that the Erik Ten Hag/Etherium confusion of ETH has been regularly confusing me for years. (to be clear on my thoughts, crypto is largely a scam, just like Ten Hag's 'game model', whatever the fuck that means)

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@sacha_coward Think it's a combo of 3 things: the shift to Bluetooth headphones being standard (more expensive, easier to lose); the shift to video call as standard (holding in front of face); pandemic lockdowns meaning people are in a habit of being in their own space (oblivious to others).

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@superkeara It's all designed to be watched on phones

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@amadcartoonist Probably when they hired Soren Bowie.

Last Week Tonight had a real dip until they hired Daniel O'Brien and it's been excellent since.

Obvs not exclusively them but the Cracked old guard can cook.

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@RunWTheWolves Could you add a transparency behind the pattern on B (say 50% in the same grey) so it becomes more of an inlay/embossing look? Should knock it back and make it less distracting while maintaining the pattern?