krampus 🌲

sweet angel of voter fraud and death

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

honestly if you are going to loot you should maybe go into a Dairy Queen and make your own blizzard with cookie dough AND m&m’s

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

in my mind, Savannah Bananas is Loonette’s goofy neighbor on The Big Comfy Couch

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

if you see my boob sweat stains today at the gym…. no you didn’t 😌

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

what is the funniest word, and why is it bloviate

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@realDonaldTrump show us your real worth and ban the ugly 3D Bitmojis and Facebook avatars

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

ugh so many people add me on “quick add” on Snapchat just because my Bitmoji is hot

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

with all due respect to wiper blade companies, why in the ever loving fuck is there more than one style of wiper blade attachment

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

@JoeSoucheray @GLpodcast moltres!

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

my weather app logged me out recently and I certainly don’t know the password so I guess I will not have weather

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

voted and then not even two seconds later Satan swooped in and urinated on my ballot, which made it incinerate. just sharing to see if anyone else had the same issue

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

my Sexy Treason Halloween costume is complete 🧙‍♀️

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

The energy of someone who responds “I’m doing WELL” and really enunciates the L’s to flex their grasp of the English language >>>

respect

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

Lovingly calling people “Ol’ Gray Pubes” on their birthdays should be more socially accepted

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

@GopherVBall fans are begging you to try letting Chloe play :)

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

@MassRepublican1 @tedcruz @ColinAllredTX Devil’s advocate, but: Division I and II volleyball players often have male practice players in their gym hitting against them. Blaire hits hard but many cis women at higher levels can hit just as hard, if not harder.

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this only worked out okay

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I just want the next DNC nominee to be very hot

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threw caution to the wind and made hot dogs in my instant pot

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

I just want the next DNC nominee to be very hot

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

okay but honestly fuck Bell Bank’s #bellyeah hashtag

[krampus 🌲 @totalitarian33]

if I bring my own trap bar into planet fitness, will they finally ban me?

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I got yelled at pretty badly by an older client at work yesterday so I looked her up today on Facebook, and she is friends with Prince William